To get you started here are a few caption ideas:
- I know the disabled toilets are too small, but that small?
- To get the NGR trains in service before the Commonwealth Games, requires passengers to build their own.
- The closest you'll get to riding on an NGR train in 2017.
- The 50% cheaper NGR trains ordered by the Newman government, was due to cardboard construction.
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Oh no, we got metres and millimetres mixed up when ordering!
ReplyDeleteQR couldn't run a toy railway.
ReplyDeleteWell at least the air con units will fit through the tunnels.
ReplyDeleteDon't you worry about that.
ReplyDeleteExample of NGR train construction progress. Train and Materials are to scale.
ReplyDeleteNGR is now BYO
DeleteIs the need for sellotape one of the 140 defects?
ReplyDeleteNot Going Right (NGR) trains ...
ReplyDeleteMany many months away still?
Some assembly required
ReplyDeleteWinner!
DeleteDue to sheer number of entries, the award goes to "anonymous". We know it's you Neil, so enjoy your 3 hours stuck on the Ferny Grove Line will a full bladder!
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